Recently I was abducted by a group of aliens. As we traveled the cosmos, they made me a deal I could not refuse. Knowing my talents, they gave me exclusive rights to manufacture and distribute copies of their ray gun designs for the entire planet. Each ray gun is an authentic reproduction of the ray guns given to me by my new intergalactic friends. Due to mundane earthly rules, the guns are not loaded with the cosmic energy waves required for their destructive power. Each gun comes with a working spring trigger, display prop, and a copy of the newspaper article outlining the story of my abduction. After all if it's in print it's got to be true!